With love, Meghan | Official trailer | Netflix

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𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐢𝐬𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐅𝐚𝐥𝐥 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐬

Allow me a moment of reflection—a moment to thank South Park for saying, in blunt cartoon form, what we’ve all been thinking for far too long. It took a pair of animated misfits to finally unmask the Sussexes as the preening, privacy-loving paradoxes they are. And there they were: Harry, the wide-eyed prince who traded a crown for celebrity handshakes, and Meghan, the self-styled activist whose causes seem to end where the camera cuts. In one fell swoop, 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 delivered what the world had been silently begging for: a full-throttle takedown of the Southparkles and their spectacular descent into self-parody.

Remember when these two high-tailed it out of Britain, bemoaning the shackles of royal life, only to shove their brand into every screen from Montecito to Manhattan? The escape to “freedom” quickly turned into a relentless self-promotional tour, complete with a glossy Netflix deal, weepy docu-series, and a Spotify podcast that droned on as vapidly as the platitudes they preach. Privacy, it turns out, is a state of mind—for the Sussexes, it’s one they scream about from every headline, podcast, and interview, their own echo chamber of self-pity.

𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 didn’t invent this farce; it merely held up a merciless mirror. They nailed Harry’s unearned martyrdom and Meghan’s shapeshifting causes, two perfectly polished caricatures of victimhood turned luxury brand. And what do the ‘Southparkles’ do in response? More finger-pointing, more grievances, another episode of “How the Palace Wronged Us,” as if the world hadn’t long ago tuned out. The Queen managed seventy years of scrutiny with grace, but two years of negative press have Harry and Meghan running to their lawyers—confirming that, yes, the only thing they’re actually good at is complaining.

In truth, 𝘚𝘰𝘶𝘵𝘩 𝘗𝘢𝘳𝘬 gave them a rare gift: the one thing that’s been missing in the echo chamber of their own making—perspective. But, of course, Harry and Meghan can’t see the humour. The irony is so thick you could spread it on toast: two people who desperately crave the spotlight, now reduced to cartoon characters in the cultural joke they can’t escape. Perhaps they should finally do us all a favour and give us the one thing they promised but never delivered—a quiet exit. Then again, where would the profit be in that?

𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐒𝐩𝐢𝐜𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐧

Once upon a time, Meghan Markle declared she and Prince Harry were like “salt and pepper”—an inseparable pair set to add spice to the royal mix. Fast forward, and it’s hard to spot a single grain of that promised zest. The couple who vowed to blaze their own trail have instead become something of a rerun, replaying grievances that audiences tuned out long ago.

Their escape from royal life was billed as a grand breakaway, a daring move from palace to paradise, unshackled from outdated traditions. With the California sun casting its spotlight, it was their moment to be bold, maybe even trailblazing. But instead, we’ve been served a never-ending potluck of grievances. The memoir, the Netflix docuseries, the staged podcast series—all spoon-feed the same reheated drama to an audience that guessed the ending long ago.

𝐒𝐭𝐞𝐞𝐩𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐆𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞𝐬

What happened to the Sussexes' “fresh start”? The freedom they supposedly seized now looks more like a litany of complaints and nostalgia for a life they left behind. And those “truth bombs”? They’ve long since lost their impact. A touch of royal intrigue can be fun, but when every conversation turns back to old tensions and slights, the narrative grows tepid. The public saw through this act long ago; no one’s under the impression there’s any flavour left to savour.

𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐃𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐬 — 𝐀 𝐖𝐢𝐬𝐡𝐟𝐮𝐥 𝐌𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐠𝐞

Hollywood was their dream, a glitzy stage where they’d finally reveal their untethered selves. But that silver screen? It’s looking more like tinfoil. They may have imagined themselves as A-listers, but the reality has been a string of missed cues. Netflix and Spotify, hoping for fresh content, received thinly veiled tell-alls peppered with petty gripes. For a couple keen to “stand on their own,” the constant backtracking to royal family matters feels less like independence and more like clinging.

Instead of breaking new ground, Harry and Meghan have become supporting characters in their own saga, each episode diluted by yet another retelling. The world isn’t buying the drama, and any original sparkle has long since dulled.

𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐓𝐢𝐭𝐥𝐞𝐬 𝐍𝐨 𝐒𝐮𝐛𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐞

And here’s the kicker: while they shed titles in their “escape,” Harry and Meghan keep trotting out “The Duke and Duchess” when it suits them. Titles that once held gravitas now serve as branding props, miles away from the authenticity they touted. It’s all become a theatre of the obvious, a self-styled narrative playing out before a public well past caring.

Then there’s the irony of their ongoing privacy plea. Privacy-seekers don’t stage Netflix specials, pen tell-all books, or broadcast every charity visit. Each media appearance belies their claims, leaving them trapped in contradictions of their own making.

𝐒𝐚𝐥𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐏𝐞𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐫 𝐍𝐨 𝐌𝐨𝐫𝐞

Meghan’s “salt and pepper” analogy now reads like satire. What once promised substance has become a dish over-seasoned with grievance, under-spiced with genuine creativity. They were supposed to break boundaries, not endlessly dine on past grievances. The world has moved on — and so should they. But, unable to escape their own stale narratives, the Sussexes are left to stew in a story that’s long since lost its flavour.

In the end, the Sussex saga just delivered a table set with an empty cruet set. As they continue to shake the same tired grievances, one thing is clear: the world has tasted all they have to offer—and doesn’t like the flavour.

I feel like this could've worked in the 90's if there was no sex in the city. In 2025 I just don't see what the point is.

𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐌𝐞𝐠𝐡𝐚𝐧: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐚𝐧𝐧𝐚𝐛𝐞 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐬

Prince Harry and Meghan Markle, the Duke and Duchess of Sussex, have found themselves in a peculiar position, attempting to fashion a life of American royalty. It’s a laughable endeavour, particularly for a couple that fled to America under the pretense of seeking freedom from royal duty—only to realise they were rejected by the very Hollywood they sought to embrace.

𝐀 𝐑𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥 𝐅𝐚𝐫𝐜𝐞

Let’s cut to the chase: America has no use for royalty. The nation was forged in the spirit of independence and self-reliance, yet Harry and Meghan seem to have missed the memo. They have attempted to declare themselves as America’s answer to the royal family, but this self-proclaimed status is as welcome as a bull in a china shop.

After stepping back from royal duties, they made a beeline for Los Angeles, ready to conquer the American entertainment industry. To their dismay, Hollywood did not roll out the red carpet. Instead, they found themselves sidelined, their initial allure fading faster than Meghan’s acting career. The allure of royal heritage doesn’t hold much weight in America.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐈𝐥𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐈𝐧𝐟𝐥𝐮𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞

What’s particularly galling about their pursuit of status is the sheer hypocrisy that drips from every move they make. They preach about the importance of mental health and social justice, yet they reside in a mansion that screams privilege. Their glossy brand of activism is reminiscent of a Hollywood film script—polished but lacking genuine connection.

Their foundation, Archewell, is presented as a beacon of hope, yet it feels more like a vehicle for self-aggrandisement than true philanthropy. Their lives have become a never-ending PR campaign, hoping to cultivate an image that resonates with the public. But here’s the kicker: it’s transparent, and people see through it.

𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐞𝐣𝐞𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧

Harry and Meghan’s delusion of grandeur only deepens as they navigate this new world. They may fancy themselves as the new American royalty, but the truth is that their grandiose ambitions have been met with indifference. The public isn’t clamouring for their opinions or seeking their endorsement on social issues. Instead, they are the subjects of mockery, the unwelcome guests at a party they weren’t invited to.

In a country that embraces individualism, their attempts to establish themselves as a royal couple are met with laughter. Their attempts to assert themselves as important figures are a stark reminder that the American people have no need for a modern-day fairy tale featuring a couple so out of touch.

𝐂𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧: 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐀𝐛𝐬𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐢𝐭𝐲 𝐨𝐟 𝐓𝐡𝐞𝐢𝐫 𝐀𝐬𝐩𝐢𝐫𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬

In the end, Harry and Meghan’s aspirations to claim a space in American society as royalty are not only misguided—they are patently absurd. Their royal titles may remain, but in America, titles mean nothing. The essence of royalty is tied to duty, service, and, dare we say, sacrifice—all of which they seem to have cast aside in favour of self-promotion.

As they navigate their manufactured identities, it becomes painfully clear that the couple is merely grasping at straws. Let them parade their aspirations, but let it be known: America has enough self-made royalty to contend with. They don’t need another pair of out-of-touch aristocrats attempting to rewrite the narrative.

Get down with Sean and Marley run circles around this vapid hag. Save yourselves from her brain-rot inducing “recipes” like adding a mint leaf to ice cream her servants bought at Aldi, and go watch Sean and Marley instead. They’re awesome and you’ll actually learn something useful.

Inauthentic and hollow. MM is the antithesis of all she espouses. This trailer highlights how hard the Netflix crew work. I don’t want to be unkind to MM, but she is not kind or demure. She was warmly welcomed by the BRF, British public and press, yet, constantly lambasts all. She loves the camera and photo shoots. She seems to hustle, so hopefully she can find something more true to her personality, and stop bitching about others.

If she were cooking with a cauldron there'd be a smidgen of truth.

The Netflix board is brain dead getting in bed with the most disliked woman in the world. I hope they lose tons of money for their sheer stupidity. No one wants this narcissist in their living room. Make a show about the real Meghan, you know the yah t girl, the bully, the schemer, the grifter, the liar, the hypocrite, the plagiarist. If you do that you will be raking in the money.

Let's see Netflix, show us how low you will go with this elitest "What Meghan wants, Meghan gets"

Water rises to its own level. She can never be more than she would have become had she not met and married Harry. There is nothing of worth or substance there.

What a brunch of useless hateful comments. I hope none of you have kids because what a mess they will become. You came to through hate at someone you don't know and will never meet. Go get a life and find someone to help. Small minds discuss people and they are all on here for hate.

Watching @ 0.5 speed…..scary.

Just here to leave a giant 👎, & say I’d rather stick ice picks in my eyes than watch this garbage. Come on Netflix. No one wants to see this talentless hack.

Whoa, Netflix at which point are you finally going to drop this deal with this toxic woman, no matter how many 9021 blows she offers? Seriously is your sex life accessories that important over what people are saying to you?

Meghan Markel is going to give us tips and tricks, yet a chef cooked all the food for this show, there is a set designer, the house was decorated by the real owners, her kids are being raised by Nannies (if they exist), and we see her collecting honey from someone else’s bees for the first time in her life. If you want tips on bee keeping ask Princess Catherine who has her own bees. As for the rest, she does none of these things on a daily basis and maybe never since she has a team of servants at her beck and call. Phony, fake, BORING!!!

I’ll stick to episodes of Julia child on YouTube even tho they are like 2 pixels

It just doesn’t feel genuine….

I’ve come to the conclusion that Netflix must be “Punking” us all, because this has got to be a joke!

This is how you modernize the Monarchy. A beautiful Birthday Wish from W to his lovely wife Princess Catherine on a well known Social Media platform. "To the most incredible wife and mother. The strength you’ve shown over the last year has been remarkable. George, Charlotte, Louis and I are so proud of you. Happy Birthday, Catherine. We love you. W"

Has Harry ever done anything like this on Social Media or does Harry still think that Free Speech is BONKERS?