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@SecondWindGroup December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
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@rubykaylaandogie3334 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
You did not seriously put cocoon right after pizza tower
You knew what was up didn't you
@sathalel4084 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
shoulda played lunacid 😞
@TommyDeonauthsArchives December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
2:47
I'd definitely watch that on HBO.
@TheCreepypro December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
nice to hear yahtzee weigh in on these games
@thekingofcardboard December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
Every single time, across all these years, yahtzee has said the name of a video game and then described it as forgettable ive thought to myself "no it isnt, its called... Umm... " Then realized i had no idea
@artibius_src December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
The MW burn at the end was delightful
@TetraSky December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
"this doesn't spark joy". So many somehow popular games are like that to me... I don't understand why anyone would play those.
@Cephalopod51 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
I'm surprised that the time limit of Pizza Tower stressed Yahtzee out, because he's developed some stressful situations in his games himself. Running from the Welder in 7 Days a Skeptic, the alarm limits and stealth ratings of Trilby, and the hazards and boss fights in 1213 are just a few to mention. The most stressful scenario he created may be the secret boss fight in his game Poacher, the Judge of All the Earth. That boss had three difficult stages and no checkpoints. I pushed myself to beat that boss fight, because I was determined to see Poacher's true ending. If Yahtzee could create a difficult boss fight that he could beat himself, I think he might be able to master Pizza Tower. I'm counting on him, and so are his many followers!

Having said that, Pizza Tower is easier to beat if you just want an A Rating on most levels and aren't concerned with getting a P Rating. Practicing to perfectly get P on every level is a skill I've not mastered. And the bosses are trickier to beat without getting damaged, despite their learnable patterns. You can still explore Pizza Tower's levels before you knock out the statue head and do the time limit, though some secrets unfortunately can only be found after you start the time limit. But still, it's an incredibly inspired platformer game, which combines its influences from Wario Land 4 and Sonic to perfection.
@isabellamorris7902 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
The "ironic revenge for Crufts" joke had me unexpectedly hoot
@cheezemonkeyeater December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
"Street urchin with expensive haircut."
Okay, you know what I want to see now? A game where you play as a street guy with bad hair, but you can pay money (in game money, not real money, no micro-transactions, please) at a barber shop to get an expensive haircut, but then over time, the haircut gets increasingly messier if you don't actually manage it, until eventually you have to go get another haircut, or just accept that messy hair is the more economical option.
I have no reason to want this other than it's funny to me, but do I really need more of a reason than that?
@razortoes3487 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
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@ParotandArmorfinish December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
I actually really enjoyed MW2019 multiplayer quite a bit but when the last season came out I just kind of decided I’m not interested in another call of duty until they move on from its style of gameplay, but since every new release hinges on warzone integration I don’t think that’s ever going to happen.

I’m also not fond of how insane the customization has gotten. It feels like one of those free to play Korean shooters from the mid 2000s
@Bob-jn8jt December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
God i love these!!! The swearing is so so satisfying.
@StealthMarmot_ December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
I like Pizza Tower and I think the end of the level race back was actually a really good mechanic, but at the risk of saying "You're playing it wrong" as a game defense (Which I do try to avoid because that's on the game devs to design it so you DO play it correctly), the way I found that it works best is a style many may not like.

Short answer is: You have to plan. Not only do you have to plan, you have to first explore the level and possibly play it a couple times so you can properly plan. Then you have to make your run following the plan. That's how I get S ranks anyways.

I can see why some people would not like this mix. It kind of requires you to like the aspects of a twitchy fast paced platformer, a logic puzzle platformer, and an exploration platformer. If you don't like any of those, the whole combo can fall apart.
@gonzofernandez December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
Its so nice hear he liked pizza tower. And i love thats his reason not to review it lmao
@jamesgreenwood8728 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
I remember you saying years ago, in a lets drown out, that you'd tried climbing, glad you kept up 😊
@Macswaggens December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
I've recently heard Peaks of Yore is a good rock climbing game, but I don't think it's all the way done yet
@michaelsnow3536 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
I love that the time bar decided to rename Jusant to ‘Inside the Mind of a Dying Seagull’ complete with capitals on all the big words
@michaelsnow3536 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
I love that the time bar decided to rename Jusant to ‘Inside the Mind of a Dying Seagull’ complete with capitals on all the big words
@PiePie453 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
Finding out about his rock climbing enthusiasm really makes me long for the game that finally makes him discuss his keen enthusiasm for BDSM. I think we could all stand to learn a thing or two
@ElGalloUltimo December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
God I love that new music. It is a real banger.

I have to admit I fast forwarded through the ZP one with anxiety hoping I wouldn't have to hear any of it while still hearing the beginning of the review and hoped I would recognize the final punchline when it came so I could stop the video before the song played again. This one, by contrast, is so good that I'll literally dance to it at the end of the video all the way to the end of the song. Just one of many silver linings of Yahtzee being cut loose from the Escapist.
@andysee6996 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
Aw, I wanted to see you destroy The Day Before.
@Th3BadThing December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
Part of me wishes Yahtzee played MWIII because he would have so much frustration at the plot of it, its bad, and not even like "ha ha" kind of bad.

Btw i didnt purchase it, watched TheActMans playthrough, the MW19 story already bored me to death.
@brettbewley5798 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
So its probably already been asked but can fully ramblobotic ever go back to playing random classic songs as an intro now?
@Makron5 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
I never played a single assassin's creed game, some day I'll get Blackflag or something and figure out what they are like.
@colin5689 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
No pikmin 4?
@KwikWon01 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
Honest question here @SecondWindGroup does the escapest own the rights to "zero punctuation" the characters and the theme music that was fetured in the zero punctuation seres?
@kezisthename December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
Pizza Tower and Cow and Chicken is such an obvious comparison that i feel thick for not thinking it before
@SPM0717 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
It's not really a surprise Yahtzee didn't review Modern Warfare III, considering for the past six or seven years he's largely gone out of his way to avoid reviewing a new COD.
@EspyMelly December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
"Didn't play it, never will."
You're not missing much tbh
@raresmacovei8382 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
5:20 "I played the Modern Warfare 1 remake"

No Yatz. You played the Modern Warfare 1 reboot/reimagining. Modern Warfare 1 (2007) already had a Remake, called "Remastered", from 2016.
@Charles-rp4vs December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
You think you'll review Pacific Drive?
@skyphone1 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
Im so happy i can still see reviews from you
@lordbarristertimsh8050 December 8, 2024 - 8:48 am
One can only wonder what choice words and metaphors Yahtzee could bring forth if he played The Day Before.

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