Bo Burnham proves that country music is just textbook panderin’.
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Reminds me of Jason Aldean and that song Try That in a Small Town, Jason Alden grew up in Macon Georgia (A "Small town" of over 150,000 people) and went to a private Christian school.
Absolutely fire
Post Malones new album…
Republican politicians pandering to their poor voters while being rich never fails to amuse me.
No matter the song, if that has a key change, you bet i ask if all the dumb motherfuckers within ear shot if they want a key change
A moment of silence for #THEKINGOFCOUNTRYHIMSELF;
Damn that key change hits
The Trump campaign recently brought out FAMOUS MUSICIAN BAILEY ZIMMERMAN (fucking WHO?) as a Trump supporin' tractor-drivin' cracker in the music biz! Spoiler alert: his music was predicted by Bo Burnham already. Bro country is soulless, predictable, and amounts to musical vomit.
These days its gotta be a coors light with the logo facing out, because of boycots and what not. Silly rednecks, lol.
Amazing how a Massachusetts suburbanite who went to private school can do Blake Shelton's exact schtick.
Bro bunham
Listened to the new Post Malone sent me here 🙂
Legalize gerrymandering hahahahahaha
Best line at 1:25 😂
Holy shit 😂
2:28 His trailing off timing on "THAT IS A SCAREcrow…" and the confused look after get me every time.
Yep, this is what Trump does.
Luke Bryan producing this aong right now as we speak
😂😂😂
try that in a small town lmaooooo
“No jews, you didn’t hear that.” And “ITS A F*ING SCARECROW AGAIN!” Always get me in this song oh my god
"Its a fucking scarecrow again" has me fucking dead
For the longest time country was the genre I shit on for the exact reasons in this song. However I went back and found several artists that are a lot more honest. Like Colter Wall, Sturgill Simpson, Tyler Childers, and Chris Stapleton
I like the song it's funny. What I want to know is what kind of hard work has he done? I'm all for making fun of myself but I kind of want to be able to make fun of bo too. Has he been in a corn field? Have you? Is he pandering to people who hate people who are country? Hhmmm
The most honest and hilarious person alive today….
[Verse 1]
A dirt road, a cold beer
A blue jeans, a red pickup
A rural noun, simple adjective
No shoes, no shirt
No Jews, you didn't hear that
Sort of a mental typo
I walk and talk like a field hand
But the boots I'm wearing cost three grand
I write songs about riding tractors
From the comfort of a private jet
[Chorus 1]
I could sing in Mandarin
You'd still know I'm pandering
Huntin' deer and chasing trout
A Bud Light with the logo facing out
Hear that subtle mandolin
That's textbook panderin'
I own a private ranch that I rarely use
I don't like dirt
[Bridge]
One verse, one chorus in the bag
Now it's time to talk to the ladies
I'm hoping my Southern charm offsets all these rapey vibes I'm puttin' out
[Verse 2]
Good girl in a straw hat
With her arms out in a corn field
That is a scarecrow
Thought that was a human woman, sorry
A cold night, a cold beer
A cold jeans, strike that last one
I'm wanting you, I hope you're feeling me
Sub-textually
We go to bed, you doze off
So I take your country girl clothes off
I put my hands on your body
It feels like hay, it's a fucking scarecrow again
[Chorus 2]
Like Mike’s Evander-ing
Fuck your ears, I'm pandering
I write songs for the people who do
Jobs in the towns that I'd never move to
Legalize gerry-mandering
Tolerate my pandering
You got a beautiful mouth
I got a beautiful–
Y'all dumb motherfuckers want a key change?
[Chorus 3]
Thematically meandering
Emphatically pandering
I got a tight grip on my demo's balls
Say the word "truck," they jizz in their overalls
You don't know what land you're in
I'm in the land of pandering
And I'll be upfront
I do what I do 'cause I'm a total fuckin' country boy
1:24 Kamala Harris not picking Josh Shapiro be like:
It always amuses me when these country artist who are worth like $10 million dollars pretend they drive a beat up 1994 F150 and cosplay as laborers in their music videos
Ngl im a sucker for a key change 😂
This entire show was the best stand up show Ive ever seen
years later bo burnham's popularity still confuses me cause when I listen to him I can be like 'oh yeah theres some funny bits in there I can see it' and than I read the comments and evreyones like "lol! he said he did sex to a scarecrow!!!"
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