Grab your six shooter and your trusty stetson, because Tek and Mek are heading back to the old west! Combining the inventiveness of the Orks with the fastidiousness of the Adeptus Mechanicus, our heroes have invented a time machine (mostly out of boredom), and like all heroes, they yearn for adventure in a time where men were men, horses roamed wild and free, and certain folks weren’t allowed on golf courses (a point that will no doubt come up later when their Salamander friend enters the fray himself).
But, they’re not the only ones with access to this technology…what formidable foes will they encounter in the chaos of the timestream? The forces of chaos? Bounty-hunting squats? Racist militias? PROBABLY ALL THREE! Stay tuned to find out, on the next enthralling episode of TECH AND MEK.
Featuring a guest appearance by the Marines Malevolent.
Time Machine background by Alakalf:
https://www.deviantart.com/alakalf/art/Time-Machine-Science-Lab-199736454
https://www.deviantart.com/alakalf
Music:
Mario’s Time Machine main theme
https://youtu.be/dCeD9WZKn8k
Basically the entire Return of the Obra Dinn soundtrack
https://youtu.be/8qvdAWLcPyU
Wolf’s Rain – Shiro
https://youtu.be/khi5648LQYM
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In light of these mishaps I will be pivoting to a video essay channel where a little cartoon Dreadnought hangs out in the corner and makes smug faces while I summarise the plot of children's animated films in a nasally sarcastic tone of voice over looping trailer footage. Sponsored by Surfspace Shadow Legends.
yes I am bitter what of it
And it's succeeding! ❤
S: "Hey. What are you doin?"
K: "Oh, y'know...just having a fire."
S: "Having a fire?"
K: "Having a fire."
S: "Starting a race war?"
K: "Starting a race war?"
S: "ARE you?"
K: "No-"
S: "Good, cause that would be bad"
K: "How bad?"
S: "I'd have to kill you."
K: "Thats bad."
S: "Indeed. Stupid lookin hat you you got there."
K: "...yes. It blocks the sun. And nothing else."
S: "Well yeah that's what a hat does. Dumb*ss"
Deserved that lemonade. Chaos, put some ice in it to cool that hothead down.
Orc: Yee-WAAAAAGH!
Bless you.
ITS ORIKAN THE DIVINER
This is so beautiful of a line.
But seriously, KKK got what they fucking deserved!
Mek and tek meet the digganobz or a cross over episode with vulkan and corvus
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